Nope: Marlin Tries To Stab Fisherman In The Head

September 26, 2017


This is a video of a group of scientists and fisherman trying to catch and tag blue marlins when one jumps across the boat and almost stabs one of their heads off with its spear. When reached for comment about the incident, Aquaman swears he had nothing to do with it even though I suspect he put the hit out himself. You can't trust that guy. One time on vacation he tried to drown me with a rogue wave because he thought I was messing around with Mera. "Were you?" Of course not, I was just trying to get her to hook me up with a mermaid friend of hers.

Keep going for the video, but skip to 0:40 for the action and slow-motion replay.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees a narwhal wouldn't have missed.

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    "Almost stabbed a guy in the head" isn't post worthy. "Stabbed a guy in the head!" is worthy!

  • Nicholas Conrad

    One stingray goes viral and suddenly every bottom dweller with a spike thinks they're due 15 minutes.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Friendly reminder that everything in nature wants to kill you dead.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Whenever I'm feeling down I think about how statistically improbable life is and how even less probable it is that any creatures developed abilities like being able to imagine the future and whatnot... It's really quite a miracle humans exist at all. It's a miracle of science, not to suggest that it was some kind of plan or anything.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Yes, even cute little kitties.

    Especially cute little kitties.

  • Munihausen

    That guy almost had a whale of a problem.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You did that on porpoise.

  • Bling Nye

    Seems fishy, but it was swallowed hook, line, and sinker.

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