No Thank You: Video Of A Locust Plague In Russia

September 22, 2017

This is a video of a group of Russian fishermen trying to make their way through a plague of locusts (previously: trying to drive through one). That does not look like a very fun time. As a matter of fact, that looks like a very bad time. Maybe not as bad as the death of your firstborn, but plagues are relative.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jessie, who would have much preferred water turning to blood.

  • captaindash

    God's had just about enough of your shit, Putin!

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    Why aren't those guys stripped to shiny white bones in 15 seconds?

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    that's right, biggest swarm EVER. get rekt Moses.

  • David

    It’s Russia....The Florida of the North.

  • Jenness

    Thank you for the night terrors I will experience when these get tangled in my hair and I can't get them out as the ground turns into snakes as my mother shows up to announce she's going to live with me now. GAHahahhhhhhaahaaHHHHHHHHH

  • Guesticle

    eat one to recover mana

  • Damian Pinto

    we are having the same shit in Argentina... what next...'

  • TheQiwiMan

    Hand me my flamethrower, please.

  • The_Wretched

    That's a free dinner right there. Grab a butterfly net and start swinging. Freeze them if you get too many. Cook before eating. Removing the wings / legs makes them easier to eat and most recommend pulling off the head (and that yoinks out guts too). Dry roast in a 200 degree oven, boil or skewer and kabob them!

  • Draco Basileus

    Why do you need a net when you could just open your mouth and catch 'em like popcorn?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Would try.

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