Man Tests Amazon's 'Unlimited' Cloud Storage By Uploading Over 1.8 Million Gigabytes Of Sexy Videos

September 1, 2017


To test Amazon's (since cancelled) unlimited cloud storage, Redditor beaston02 uploaded over 1.8 petabytes (1.8 million gigabytes) of sexy videos to the cloud. For reference, that's approximately 23.4 years of 1080p video, 102 years of 720p video, or 293.5 years of crappy standard definition video. Apparently beaston02 was originally manually uploading videos before he realized that would take forever, so he wrote scripts to record all the sexy public camshows from adult sites and have them automatically uploaded. Everybody has a dream. Of course, some dreams are best shared behind the anonymity of your Reddit username.

Thanks to Thaylor H, who agrees offering unlimited something is always a risky business.

  • Saku

    So OLD and OUTDATED. Hahaha, this was a hit weeks ago...

  • Tim Vondrell

    Oh. So is this who we have to take for it going away? Thanks dude. Signed up for it early summer all super excited about storing family pics AND video there, then I get an email a week later that Unlimited is cancelled. Nice. Cancelled my cloud subscription. Thanks anonymous idiot. And thank you Amazon.

  • TheQiwiMan


    What a magnificent ass hole. :-D

  • Fred Johnston

    Agree TOTALLY. Now I can't have unlimited (huge) amount... THANKS!

  • Bling Nye

    I'd say "This is why we can't have nice things!" but, then, sexy videos.

  • Wilf Smith

    I dunno, it's actually a pretty good stress test of the system. One of those what-if scenarios that your actual testing team probably haven't tested.

  • captaindash

    ....and then once again "This is why we can't have nice things"

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