Makes Sense: Nintendo's Kirby Gets A Lady's Sleepwear Collection

September 14, 2017


These are several shots of the Kirby x Yummy Mart sleepwear collection for ladies (available from Yummy Mart HERE). It features a handful of different Kirby themed underthings to wear to bed or around the house. You know what I like to wear to wear around the house in the evening? "Nothing at all?" Nothing at all except a Ghostbusters proton pack. My place is haunted.

Keep going for the rest of the collection.





Thanks to Allyson S, who's holding out for A Boy And His Blob inspired sleepwear collection.

  • Pat Patrix

    Japanese company, now the pictures make a lot more sense.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    While the pictures still creep me out, the sales page explains it all perfectly: It's being sold in Japan.

    Japan, the land where used schoolgirl panties vending machines did exist at least for a bit. Sure, they were eventually removed, but they still existed.

    So that settles that mystery.

  • Jenness

    It's rare to see advertising target the anemic meth head tween crowd.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    They're a surprisingly profitable demographic.

  • Kirby Themed Women's Sleepwear = Yay.
    Whatever the hell is going on with the choice of model here = Yikes.

    Next time, use a mannequin.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Oh, you're here for Kirby underwear? Why don't you just have a seat right over there.

  • TheQiwiMan


  • Meh

    This is horribly close to child pornography. That is what i thought seeing the first image.

  • Jeedai Infidel

    My first thought was that they sexualized a little girl. My second thought is they are making a young woman look like a sexualized little girl. It is wrong either way.

  • That is the fashion industry for you. They pull in a bunch of 13-16 year old models and hyper sexualize them. Most of the time you wouldn't think they weren't adults.

    It's also only been in the last 100 years or so, that females in that age range were dubbed "little girls". For most of our time as a species on this planet, if a female was capable of procreating, she was put to use to procreate. Not saying I support going out and fucking a bunch of kids, but it is weird how we're all cool with murder portrayal in movies and yet completely freaked out by the mere thought of a kid in their underwear. I'm going to go out on a limb and say "guilt conscious much?" as a generalization of why people act like it bothers them.

  • James Mcelroy

    this is all deeply distrubing, on a lot of levels. :(

  • The Caped Champion

    Who sleeps with a backpack?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Children at sleepovers, I suppose. And given their choice of model, they suppose so as well.

  • Ollie Williams

    I can't tell if that sickly girl is 22 or 12.

  • James Mcelroy


  • Big Dog on Krampus

    be careful of anything being sucked in or spat out of Kirby's mouth

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