This is a video of a woman letting a large relatively harmless-to-humans golden silk orb-weaver spider crawl all over her face while relocating it to a "more appropriate location," which a lot of people might consider the bottom of a shoe prior to being scraped into a trashcan. Not me though, I am a SPIDER LOVER. It's just one of the things that makes me, me. Like having a wonky eye or being bad at everything.
Keep going for the video, but maybe not if spiders give you the creeps.
Thanks to Charlotte, a great name for a spider-related post! My parents almost named me Templeton.