This is a video of base jumper Marshall Miller and friends slip 'n sliding off a 500-foot cliff. That looks exhilarating. Way more exhilarating than my weak heart could handle without failing and preventing me from pulling my chute, sending me plummeting to a splattery death. I only hope the buzzards pick my bones clean, then somebody crafts them into a set of necromancer armor to wear into unholy battle. "Um, what?" Dream big, that's the lesson here.
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Thanks to Sean F, who wants to see somebody jump the Grand Canyon from slip 'n slide to slip 'n slide.