Finally, The Chewbacca Head Beanbag Chair You've Never Dreamed Of

September 27, 2017


This is Star Wars Chewbacca bean bag chair available from, where else, Hammacher Schlemmer Pottery Barn. Wait, what? The 41-inch chair is available complete with beanbag filling for $279, or as just a slipcover to fill yourself with tauntaun guts or Ewok stuffing for $169, making it the most expensive Star Wars beanbag chair I've seen but will never buy. "So I guess it's true what Greedo said -- Wookies really do love ass." Huh? "Because you sit on his face." Oh grow up, and stop being gross. "Look who's talking." Right? So you know it's bad.

Thanks to hairless, who is clearly not a Wookie, unless hair and fur are different which I don't think they are.

  • Irina Abramovich


    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat that she once brought enough change of clothes for a week of camping outside of a recently opened McDonald's where she dined as a SPECIAL GUEST eating a cheeseburger every minute until she gained 300 lbs. of fat in cheese and bread buns and then went home to have sex with afterooster and his friends with larger boobs for extra raunchiness. I heard afterooster's wife is hot from eating a lot of extra spicy peanuts!!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I love you more than anything in the world, little baby kitten friend!!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's get ready for Halloween soon--- You can be my best friend for Halloween and wear a Christmas tree for your costume!!!=) We'll dance and eat candy and laugh at our jokes!!!=)=)=)

  • Andrew

    I was thinking it looked more like Fizzgig (Dark Crystal)

  • Ollie Williams

    Call me when it has a pressure sensor so whenever you sit on it, it does the Chewbacca roar.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Ollie Williams:

    I heard afterooster's wife once ate a pressure sensor to an atomic bomb and blew up to have boobs the size of Jupiter!!!!=)

    x0x0 Ollie Williams -- You're the sweetest chocolate I've ever wanted to eat.

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the nicest kitten in the UNIVERSE when you get back rubs from me and purr for hours!!!=)
    Irina: Let's eat out at afterooster's wife! I heard she hoards food in anticipation of the apocalypse where she will be the largest superhero to ever wear a thong underneath her Queen costume to the King's feast.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're a perfect baby kitten and you're T0TALLY MONEY!!!=)=)=)
    Irina: You're a perfect baby and you'll forever be my best baby friend!!!=)

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i would never have guessed that it was officially licensed

  • Bling Nye

    I mean, I could write "© & ™ Lucasfilm Ltd." on the lower right corner of just about anything.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i wasn't even being sarcastic. it just seems like it has the bare minimum of vague, chewbaca features needed to be associated with the character. like it should be for sale at dollar general as a "Space Battles Wookem Co-pilot Chair"

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