Artist Creates Weaponized Versions Of Famous Brand Logos In Real Life

September 25, 2017


This is Corp Gear, a series of famous corporate brand logos that have been weaponized in real life by artist Tom Galle (previously: his MacBook selfie stick). So far he's got a Nike swoosh knife, McDonald's golden arches brass knuckles, a Mercedes Benz three-point throwing star, and a Facebook 'f' crowbar. If you could only pick one in a fight, which one would you choose? I think I'd pick the crowbar to increase my reach. After all, it always worked for Gordon Freeman in Half-Life. Although, granted, maybe not well enough to warrant a Half-Life 3. "Vaporware." We should try to huff it.

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Thanks to RB, who agrees the thing that sucks about throwing stars is missing and running out of ammo.

  • GeneralDisorder

    McDonalds is already weaponized. Also those knuckles are a bit too large. You swing them at someone, it'll snap your fingers right off.

  • skeptic

    The mercedes benz throwing star may also double as a fidget spinner

  • Sanjeev Ananthan

    Whatever happened to that Afterrooster chick?

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i thought Afterrooster was the guy whose wife got bashed for being fat. and then the poster was Thomas under a disguised account name of Irina. but then the girl he seemed to be friendzoned by was also Irina? and then I'm pretty sure Hubree was a cat.

  • PUNX

    man Andy Dick is trying to be all badass now

  • Draco Basileus

    Just shiv it.

  • Jenness

    I'm honestly curious as to what type of douchebag it will be to use these in a crime.

  • Draco Basileus

    The Kardashians come to mind...

  • MaidoMaido

    Not likely for these to ever get mass produced. Million corporate lawyers would descend on the factory

  • steve holt

    and chase out every last screaming chinese woman factory worker

  • James Mcelroy

    only the douchiest.

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