A Giant, Functional, Punchable USB Powered Enter Button Pillow To Relieve Stress

September 5, 2017


Did everybody have a nice holiday weekend? I sure did. I did so much crazy stuff you wouldn't even believe it. "Your Playstation profile says you played Minecraft for almost 60 hours straight." MOVING ON. This is the $15 'Big Enter Key Throw Pillow with USB Office Stress Relief Vent Noon Break Doll Toy' (????) designed and sold by Kiss The Little Sapling (I only kiss mature oaks covered in poison ivy to let bears know not to mess with me). The pillow button can be plugged into a computer via USB and function as a real enter key. Because there's nothing more satisfying than really jamming on that enter button to send a strongly worded email to Yoplait about how disappointed you are that they decided to discontinue their pear flavored yogurt. I only eat Chobani now. Super stressed but punching your giant enter button isn't cutting it anymore? No worries, you can also set it on fire and try to force a coworker to eat it. That's what I did. Didn't I, Phil? "That never happened." Haha -- OPEN UP.

Thanks to carey, who agrees the key to relieving stress at work is leaving.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I don't see what the big deal is, that's exactly how I type on my regular keyboard.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You know, there have been studies that show acting out your frustration through physical violent actions actually prolongs feelings of frustration and stress. ("Venting" through punching/kicking/screaming/etc doesn't generally make people feel any better)

    But yeah, that aside, smackin that big Enter button should would feel nice sometimes.

  • You have to do it right.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • GeneralDisorder

    I feel like you should use this button for punctuating hilarious sentences and searching for super weird porn.

  • Irina Abramovich

    General Disorder,

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat she once tried to climb a mountain and ended up falling off because she slid off the climbing gear when her hands were covered in olive oil from eating cheese pastries before the hike!=) I'd kiss her face but it's hard to when she's always too busy eating and making and then also making fat person pornos where they have nasty sex with like hot dogs under the boobs!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the sweetest kitten in all of the white universe and I know you also love Hello Kitty!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's go jogging to the end of the universe together to see what's there-- maybe we'll see God in a fancy white robe eating BBQ potatoe chips!=)

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