Very Clever: A Rocketship Shaped Potato Masher

August 23, 2017


This is the Space Masher designed and available for pre-order from OTOTO ($17). It looks like a rocketship blasting off for galaxies unknown and the potatoes you're mashing, its smoke plume. Very clever. I love mashed potatoes. But do you know what I love even more than mashed potatoes? DESSERT. Unfortunately I have to eat everything on my plate if I want dessert, which is hard because my mom really piles it on. Honestly, I've never actually finished a plate before and I'm starting to wonder if the cake is a lie.

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to becca, who agrees the future of mashed potatoes isn't mashing them, it's blowing them up with controlled explosives. Now you're talking my language.

  • Jenness

    $17!! No thank you. Though - it might double as a very interesting sex toy / back massaging device domahickey.

  • Reese Rizo

    I just want something that would go more with the lockness ladle and colander...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I wonder if this is as useless as the Nessie Ladel.

  • Bling Nye

    But is it available at ThinkGeek...?

  • Irina Abramovich


    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat, she once ate 1,000,000 bags of Easter M&M's for Easter and then ate 5,000,000 Peeps candies -- she now is too fat to ride standard elevators but can still use the industrial ones.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You'd look adorable in Patagonia baby, tiny kitten!!=)=)=)
    Irina: You rocked at doing yoga from the Hatha Yoga book yesterday!!

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