This is the Space Masher designed and available for pre-order from OTOTO ($17). It looks like a rocketship blasting off for galaxies unknown and the potatoes you're mashing, its smoke plume. Very clever. I love mashed potatoes. But do you know what I love even more than mashed potatoes? DESSERT. Unfortunately I have to eat everything on my plate if I want dessert, which is hard because my mom really piles it on. Honestly, I've never actually finished a plate before and I'm starting to wonder if the cake is a lie.
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Thanks to becca, who agrees the future of mashed potatoes isn't mashing them, it's blowing them up with controlled explosives. Now you're talking my language.