The Rodeo Boy: A Bull Riding, Core-Strengthening Exercise Machine

August 31, 2017


This is the Rodeo Boy, a device that not only looks like an expensive sex toy, but can probably easily be modded into one. The $772 piece of exercise equipment has six speeds of bucking action to help strengthen and tone the rider's core during 20-minute sessions. Like I said before though: sex toy. I only hope it can support the combined weight of a cowboy AND cowgirl. Plus a couple rodeo clowns.

Keep going for a couple more shots and video demonstration.




Thanks to Mark, who agrees 8 second workouts are the best workouts.

  • Christopher Majewski
  • Talon184

    Throughout the entire video, the model's face never comes close to anything that could be remotely identified as an expression. She seems.....unthrilled.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Russell Bullock:

    Maybe she is married and doesn't want her thrill level to exceed, publicly, the level it reaches with her husband so as not to embarrass him. I've often been told that afterooster's wife uses dildos when she gains weight because afterooster won't have sex with her every second of the day!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're my kitten husband in Greenland where elves get married!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's start a RACE war against black people-- ahahahaha -- they make the YUMMIEST raisins and chicken.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Today I learned: I am a core strenghthening exercise machine...

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I liked sybians before they were cool. This is too mainstream now.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Anything can be a sex toy to those with imagination and determination.

  • Anything's a dildo if you are brave enough.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i can fap to this

  • Mark

    I need a cigarette after watching that video....

  • Irina Abramovich

    Here I am logging in my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat, she once sucked on hard candies for a year straight and gained like 1, 000 lbs., but she was also eating a lot of waffles and breakfast sausages with maple syrup!=) I heard afterooster's wife is so fat she once tried to lose weight by eating pounds of lean chicken for dinners and ended up eating whole chickens covered in olive oil instead because they were so yummy!

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You are the sweetest boy kitten in the universe!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's dye our ears green!=)

  • Enkidu98

    Geddalong lil doggie-style.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat she once tried to ride a motorized bull so a bulldozer had to lift her up to get her in there but then she slid off the bull because he pants were covered in olive oil!

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I love it when you take kitten baths!
    Irina: You're a good dancer!=)

  • Ollie Williams

    How do you activate the vibrate feature?

  • Mark

    I expect to see attachments for it in the future.

  • MaidoMaido

    can two people sit on that thing?

  • That's all I could think. This vibrates right? They have to know this thing needs to vibrate.

  • Daniel Silva

    It's not a sex toy, it's motivation:

  • Doog

    I mean yeah, it's even called Rodeo Boy. I don't think there's any chance this isn't meant to be a sex toy.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I heard afterooster's wife tried to have sex with a giant hot dog!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I heard you have a girlfriend kitten that Hubree has kitten sex with!
    Irina: Will you make me a sandwich right now?

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