This is the $9 strawberry flavored Giant Gummi Burger (that looks more like a sausage and cheese biscuit to me) available from FireBox. It's a giant version of those gummi burgers you see by the cash register at gas stations. The whole thing weighs almost a full half-pound. No word on how many calories each burger contains, but I guarantee it has enough sugar in it to give Wilford Brimley both types 8 and 9 diabetes.
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Thanks to TopSpread, who can't wait for the inevitable giant gummi pizza.