Look Away, Children!: Stingray Eats Squid At Aquarium

August 10, 2017


This is a video of a stingray eating a bigfin reef squid at an aquarium in Japan while the squid releases ink in a fruitless attempt to escape and normal children scream in horror and ones that are going to grow up to be weirdos scream with delight. I like how the squid ink trails out of the stingray's gills after it swallows it. Reminded me of a car burning oil. Specifically my car, because it burns oil. I'd get it fixed but that costs money and, despite what the guy who sold it to me out the back of his van said *shaking branch* money does not grow on this tree. It mostly just attracts ants to my cubicle.

Keep going for the video, which from now on I'll be using as a Rorschach inkblot test to screen dates for homicidal tendencies. "I see...death." Check please!

Thanks to Luc, who allegedly saw a confused octopus trying to have sex with a starfish at the aquarium once.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Sea creatures are aliens.

  • qcp

    The Japanese are aliens.

  • Draco Basileus

    "om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom...it was a lot chewier than I expected"

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    finally a sequel to "chimp rapes frog"!

  • GeneralDisorder

    You can post links here you know...

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i get others to do it for me

  • Jenness

    What in the F*****


  • Munihausen

    My eyes are now opened.

  • TheQiwiMan

    ...whyyyyyy would you just throw something like that out there? Don't you know some of us are cursed with an insatiable curiosity, and now I have googled something that ought not to have been googled, seen something that I cannot unsee.

    I thot we wuz fam, fam.


  • Big Dog on Krampus

    you're welcome

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