I Am Into This: A Stag Beetle Bottle Opener
This is the Bottle Beetle designed and sold by Fred And Friends. It costs $13, is made of a gold-toned zinc alloy, and looks like a horned stag beetle. It also opens bottles. Unfortunately, I already own a perfectly good mermaid bottle opener and I think another novelty bottle opener would just be excessive. I'm a practical person. "You're wearing diamond shoes." They're not diamond, they're Swarovski crystal.
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Thanks to Charley, who opens bottles the hardcore way: with his teeth.