I Am Into This: A 3D Astronaut Helmet Coffee Mug

August 2, 2017


This is the Astronaut Helmet 3D Mug available from ThinkGeek. It holds 20 ounces of hooch you're trying to pass off as coffee and costs $15. As someone in the ThinkGeek comments pointed out, it would be a lot cooler if it was heat-activated and the visor showed the reflection of stars when it was hot. Or, even better -- the sun rising over earth. Man, I bet the product designer is really kicking themselves right now. Or, who knows, maybe they're laying in a hotel bathtub giving themselves titty twisters. Everyone deals with self reproach differently. Me? I lay my head on the rim of toilet bowl and try to crush it with the seat until my mom yells at me that I'm setting a bad example for my nieces and nephews. Whatever, this is life, they need to see this.

Thanks to Meghan, who informed me real astronauts don't drink out of mugs, only Capri-Sun pouches. Love that stuff.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afteooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife, after seeing this post, immediately told afterooster that she wants the astronaut helmet mug to drink hot olive oil out of. I heard at grocery stores, afterooster's wife requests two liters of hot olive oil when everyone else is buying two liters of soda. I heard afterooster's wife tries to drink at least 8 glasses of hot olive oil every day to keep up her astronomical weight. I heard if you are interested in meeting afterooster's wife, a good place would be in line at the circus where is the elephant's stunt double. =)=)

    Have a nice day, Geekologie!!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You are a perfect #1 kitten forever.=)
    Irina: I'm sooo hungry for a hot dog right now but I can't have one -- I'm fasting, like in that book The Fasting Girls. Very good read.=)

  • Meh

    Because i know everybody is selling 2d mugs. Wouldn't buy though.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I heard everyone is buying 3D mugs with a picture of my butt on them.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're sweet like sugar!!=)
    Irina: Buy my butt mugs!!!

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