Happy Ten Years Of Geekologie To Me

August 7, 2017

Today marks my ten year anniversary writing Geekologie. In that time I've published 19,763 articles, including almost a dozen good ones, every single one of which is riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. It's been a lot of blood, sweat and tears: my sweat, the blood of my fallen enemies, and the tears of their families. Just kidding, it was all my blood, sweat and tears, which I blend and drink like a smoothie every morning to keep my skin looking vibrant and young. "You look like an old cowboy boot." I look like a cigar that was extinguished in a hurry. It really is a marvel I'm still alive. "Who said you are?" Valid point. Anyways *raising sister's Ken doll I spraypainted gold over head* this one's for you.

Thanks to you.

  • NRaph

    You write some of the funniest and wittiest articles, and I've been a happy fan for many years. You're an artist. More power to you and Geekologie!

  • TheDR

    Congrats! Long live the site!

  • Titty McNipplefondler


  • Belgium

    Keep up the good work, already reading you almost everyday for +-6 years!!

  • econoking

    I've been reading this for 10 years of my life?? Dear gods...

  • Luka Mlinar

    Has it been 10. It's like I was on hedonistica yesterday.
    Here's to 10 more man!

  • Congrats

  • KingCraigers


  • Congrats, man! Don't stop! Never, ever ♥♥♥♥♥

  • Irina Abramovich

    Congratulations on the 10 years, GW!!!=) May God be with you and may you write more words of wisdom every day to last another 10 years and then until you look like a raisin and laugh at colon cancer jokes.

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the cutest kitten EVAR.=)
    Irina: BFFs for eternity.

  • n_a_a_s

    Happy 10 yrs GW!!

    Daisy <3

  • Jenness

    Happy Anniversary!! Thank you for consistently trolling the internet for me so I don't have to. Thankiess!!!!!!

  • Wow.. GW patting himself on the back. Competing daisy's whining about shadows.... It's like old times around here.

    Haha, 10 years though man... that's legit.

  • DC Madman

    I admire you for your commitment. I can't stay with anything longer than SQUIRREL!

  • pusherman

    you're a fuckin legend.

  • Elias

    Man, I started my business at the same time of your page and it has been with me ever since, happy birthday. This is the first time in 10 years that I post a comment. Happy birthday GW.

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon

    Still check this every day. It's my favorite part of the internet.

  • Draco Basileus

    Congrats to 10 years of giving a damn about that which is not worth giving a damn!

  • Nathan Willson

    Thank you GW!

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