Aspiring Ninja Child Attempts To Turn Off His Parents' Home Security Camera To Party

August 17, 2017


This is a short video of one of Jeremy Gabrysch's sons ninja-crawling through the living room to turn off one of his home's Nest home security cameras. Apparently he and the other children had been sneaking out to party in the living room after bedtime but were repeatedly busted by the camera. So this aspiring silent assassin decided to sneak in and turn the camera off one afternoon with his ninja skills. While he does manage to turn the camera off, he does not do a very good job of doing it undetected. I give him 1 out of 5 ninja swords (sans wooden display stand) for his effort, which, if this had been a real ninja operation, would have almost certainly resulted in death. I'm not sure what ninja school he graduated from, but I suspect it's unaccredited. I'm also guessing didn't have any smoke bombs left. Personally, I would have destroyed the camera from just out of frame with a ninja star, but that's just me and I'm in your kitchen making pancakes right now and you don't even know it.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jeffrey S, who would have grappling hooked above the camera and performed a classic 'death from above' maneuver.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That's actually pretty adorable. If that were my kid I wouldn't even be mad. (I'd just mercilessly tease him about it for the rest of his life)

  • Irina Abramovich

    It wouldn't be too adorable if he drank everything in your liquor cabinet. Just saying.=)

    Here I am logging into my other account, under disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat she once won a hot dog eating contest in Japan and has #1 ribbons to prove it. She ate 50 hot dogs in 10 minutes. She has also set the world record of most pies eaten at the fair and also has ribbons to prove. NSFW: She poops more than an elephant with how much she eats.

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I'd totally drink green beer on Saint Paddy's day with you!!=)
    Irina: Let's plan an adventure!!=)

  • Draco Basileus

    You know what else stops kids from partying after bedtime? Babysitters or, dare I say it, parents.

  • Bling Nye

    "babysitter" AKA, duct tape.

  • Draco Basileus

    The "little, grey, babysitter".

  • Irina Abramovich

    Also, diarrhea.=)

  • Meh

    Call that smart? A moving plant would've been less obvious.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife tried the same thing at her house and crawled across the floor as a fat lady to turn off the camera, but she was actually able to disengage the camera, undetected, and partied all night long with olive oil and her fat friends before afterooster woke up in the morning.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I like the way you drink beer upside down at our parties.=)=)=)
    Irina: It's raining -- We should find a frog to beat in a jumping contest.=)

  • Bling Nye

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Jon

    I am a fan of the cardboard box method of infiltration myself.

  • Bling Nye
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