500-Lb Man's Bucket List Dream Of Riding The Water Slide Jump At Gathering Of The Juggalos

August 8, 2017

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This is a slow motion video of Juggalo and entertainer Big L.A. fulfilling his bucket list dream of riding the water slide jump at The Gathering Of The Juggalos. I particularly liked how his sunglasses launched perfectly off his face when he hit the water. Now I'm not saying this should be an Olympic sport, but it is now, and Big LA just won the gold. Plus a year's supply of Faygo.

Keep going for the inspiring video.

Thanks to Dave L, who would have done a barrel roll. Yeah? Well I would have done two barrel rolls, so there. "This isn't a contest." I CAN PEE FURTHER THAN YOU.

  • Forblat

    In glorious 240p

  • KingCraigers

    Annnnd, He's gone.

  • Jenness

    It's weird because the rest of him isn't in line with just that one portion of his body. That poor man, why can't he do a Go Fund Me for surgery to remove it because it looks more like a tumor than just fat. I saw a video where a woman had this same thing, and the rest of her was a more normal size but she was swollen, so not thin but the edema and strain of pumping that much blood affected her. I am going to pray for this guy to get help. T hat's gotta be just awful. http://globalnews.ca/news/3...

  • Munihausen

    Tyler Perry's "Insane Clownin' Posse"

  • steve holt

    Gee, I wonder why they call him "BIG" LA

  • GeneralDisorder

    Because he's a kind and generous man who contributes all his free time and money to good causes... You know... "big hearted".

  • steve holt

    Impressive lard shelf

  • steve holt

    Oy.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Here's the same 500 pound man concealing an AK-47 while shirtless...

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

    So... there you go. Enjoy the searing agony of eye-cancer everyone.

  • Draco Basileus

    Dear Extra-Terrestrials,

    If you are out there, please wipe out humanity now.

  • Doog

    Are those his glasses that go flying off the right side of the screen starting around :30?

  • Ollie Williams

    Did you even read the article, or just come straight to the comments section to shitpost?

  • CrazyUncleNicola

    That came out of leftfield

  • FearlessFarris

    At first I thought he had an inner-tube or some kind of mat for the slide. Nope, that's just his horrendously large belly flap.

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon
  • Draco Basileus

    OMG, you're right! I thought the same thing...and now I am really disturbed.

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