My Hero: Competitive Eater Matt Stonie Eats 203 Chips Ahoy Cookies And Gallon Of Milk In 27 Minutes

July 31, 2017


Seen here with the mental focus of a grandmaster chess player, this is a video of competitive eater and personal hero (it's important to have positive role models) Matt Stonie eating 203 Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies and a gallon of milk in 27 minutes and change. The cookies weighed a total of 13 pounds and contained 12,800 calories. Could you imagine eating 13 pounds of Chips Ahoy cookies? Because I just saw a man do it and I still can't fathom it. I figure I'd be projectile vomiting by pound number two. Now Keebler Soft Batch cookies -- I could eat thirty pounds of those no problem. I mean, minus the life threatening butt problems you'd expect.

Keep going for the video of Cookie Monster's number one fan.

Thanks to Robyn, who knows what I like, and apparently I like videos of guys eating a disgusting amount of cookies.

  • TalonDesigns

    Serving size 4 cookies? Hold my milk.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I once tried a food challenge. I regretted it immensely. It was only a 2 pound burger (not the the largest they offered at the time. In fact it was the smallest challenge burger).

    The burger patty was like a poorly cooked meatloaf. There were two whole onions which burned my tongue, lots of peppers which made the burning worse, ketchup which was a sweet relief from the burning, mustard (more burn), pickles (I think like... an entire dill pickle), the bun was basically a 12 ounce loaf of bread.

    And the aftermath... Oh my... No blood thankfully. But jesus, I didn't recover for like 5 days.

  • Perpetual Pizza

    That's how much food breatharians consume when no one is looking.

  • Rafael Ocasio

    The shits; he will have them

  • Irina Abramovich

    NEAT post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard afterooster's wife can eat 10 gallon bags of jelly beans in 5 minutes!=) She is THAT hungry and also needs to lose like 5,000 pounds before she is allowed to be in public and also before she can see her legs.=) Me? I can eat an entire hot dog with ketchup from the beach vendor in like 8 minutes; I'm a perfect eater.=)=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I know a tiny kitten who likes ice cream cones and that kitten is you!!=) I know you like cotton candy flavor because it is also my favorite!=)
    Irina: Happy Monday!!! It's almost Hump Day Wednesday!=)

  • Doog

    What is even going on with this comment?

  • Draco Basileus

    I think the video we all want to see is "Matt Stonie craps out 13 pounds of Chips Ahoy Cookies and Milk".

  • TheQiwiMan

    Hard pass.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Draco Basileus:

    OH! Draco is someone who wants to know how to crap -- he's never seen himself crapping before, he's looking up videos of it online. I say the internet should show him a picture of someone crapping from their mouth so he learns the wrong way and also tries to crap from his mouth.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Your poops look like white Tootsie Roll candies -- YUMMY!!=)
    Irina: Your poop looks like orange squash -- healthy.=)

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