Game Of Thrones Dragon Egg Salt & Pepper Shakers (And Bonus Toothpick Holder)

July 13, 2017


These are the officially licensed Game Of Thrones salt & pepper shakers (plus bonus toothpick holder) available from ThinkGeek (and possibly other places, I already have perfectly good salt and pepper shakers I'm borrowing from Wendy's so I didn't bother looking). They cost $25, are made of ceramic and include a ceramic display tray, won't hatch anything but sneezes and high blood pressure, and make 'perfect gift for moms, weddings, and thronewarmings.' Wait -- so moms love them? *orders set for mom, talking to her on phone a week later* Oh hi mom! "I love the pinecones you sent." Oh goody, I was hoping you would. "Visit us soon." Just eight more months of good behavior and I might be able to.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Lydia, who agrees when it comes to salt and pepper, less is more. When it comes to ranch dressing, more is more.

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