French Bulldog Sounds Like A Race Car Changing Gears

July 14, 2017


Note: Car is loud, keep your volume in check.

This is a video of French bulldog Chibs begging his owner for something and sounding surprisingly like a race car changing gears on a curvy track in the process. It's not the most pleasant sound in the whole world, but it beats the sound of my dog whining. She's got this ultra high-pitched whine that travels straight to the headache part of your brain and stays there, throbbing. "There's no such thing as a headache part of the brain." Oh I'm sorry, are you a brain surgeon? No, you probably just took biology in high school. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! "They definitely are." Mom! "You can forget about getting a check for your birthday this year." Grandma!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Allyson S, who wants a dog that sounds like a rainstorm to make falling asleep at night easier.

  • Lia Pastohrias

    That's just an average frenchie. Love them💕

  • Damon Sherman

    awww. poor little inbred doggo...

  • Dax Bryant

    Lol. Says the fag that can't afford one .

  • asdfadfs

    mine does something similar, sort of a growl-wimper-questionmark sound(not sequentially, all at once)

  • Dao

    Yeah, well I have a racecar that sounds like a dog.

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  • Doog

    Sounds like a little kid imitating a race car, which is kind of adorable, especially if you're into Kid Snippets.

  • Draco Basileus

    Sounds like Donald Duck being strangled to death.

  • GeneralDisorder

    On the list of fetishes I never knew I had... this is not one. I definitely knew.

  • Sandy Dmyterko

    Allyson S. can have a dog that makes a sound like a rainstorm to make falling asleep easier. As long as she doesn't mind yellow rain.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Sounds like a mix of a cat moew, a cat purring, a baby babbling and baby snoring. And my god is it annoying!

  • TheQiwiMan

    ROFL omg that is adorable. At least the first few times, I can imagine this driving me up the wall after a while.

  • Ollie Williams

    Yeah, that wouldn't be annoying as shit after the second time.

  • GeneralDisorder

    My dogs just bark and I absolutely hate them.

  • WhiteEagle2

    This is nothing. My dog has separation anxiety and screams bloody murder for 90mins every time I leave the house. Seriously sounds like someone is skinning her alive...

  • Bubbubsky

    Parents' elderly cat = same thing. She howls. It's hilarious,

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