Disney Unveils Model Of The Star Wars Lands Coming To Their U.S. Theme Parks

July 17, 2017

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This is a video released during the 2017 D23 Expo (Disney's official fan club convention) showing a model of the upcoming Star Wars lands scheduled to open at Disneyland and Walt Disney World Resorts in 2019. In their words while I make myself a tuna salad sandwich with jalapenos and smashed garbanzo beans. "What's to drink?" Grape soda:

Both Star Wars-inspired lands will transport guests to a never-before-seen planet, a remote trading port and one of the last stops before Wild Space, where Star Wars characters and their stories come to life.


Here, guests will find themselves in the middle of the action at two signature attractions: one that lets guests take the controls of Millennium Falcon on a customized secret mission, and an epic Star Wars adventure that puts guests in the middle of a climactic battle between the First Order and the Resistance.

How exciting! I can't wait for Star Wars land to open at Disneyland so everybody gravitates over there and I can have Tomorrowland and Frontierland and New Orleans Square all to myself. That'll be nice. You know what else would be nice? "If you had four arms so you could multi-task better?" Exactly, and? "Eyes in the back of your head." Haha, no, I already have those. Try to tape a 'KICK ME' sign to my back, I dare you. "You've had one there all morning." Holy shit I'm blind.

Keep going for two closeups and the video.

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Thanks to Rodney, Paulette and n0nentity, who are already researching which of their organs they can get the most money for so they can afford a Disney vacation.

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