Oscar Meyer Expands Wiener Vehicle Fleet With Wienermini, Wienerrover, Wienercycle And Wienerdrone

June 27, 2017

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To celebrate a change to producing all their hotdogs with a new, artificial preservative-free recipe (oh God what have I been eating?), Oscar Meyer is adding four new vehicles to it's Wienermobile fleet to help get the word out and deliver dogs. The new additions include the Wienermini, a Wienermobile built on a Mini Cooper, the Wienerrover, a smaller R/C Wienermobile, the Weinercycle, a motorcycle with sidecar, and the Wienerdrone, a flying wiener delivery vehicle. Obviously, I plan on having my photo taken in front of all of them, with the caption "#1 Wiener Lover". If anyone deserves the title, it's me -- I used to eat two cold dogs straight from the package for breakfast every morning. Then the rest of the package for lunch, followed by beans and weenies for dinner. At least until my doctor told me they were going to kill me. "When was that?" He hasn't yet, I've been avoiding him.

Keep going for a video of the new Wiener vehicles in action.

Thanks to Clark, who dreams of one day jumping the original Wienermobile over a pile of burning tires in my annual Neighborhood Stunt Spectacular.

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  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    I feel that balance has been restored to the Universe. The Gods of Weinertron are pleased with us!

  • BroadwayJoeFYVM

    Wienerdrone....

    Wasn't that a David Cronenberg movie? It should have been.

  • Paul

    You mean Oscar Mayer, but i'm pretty sure it was always Oscar Meyer. Im convinced that someone has actually gone back in time and changed the space time continuum... Oh yeah and pikachu doesn't have a black bit on the end of his tail, go look.

  • The_Wretched

    they didn't show the part where they combine to form the ultimate weiner battle robot

  • GeneralDisorder

    I take it wienercopter was already taken.

  • Paper Kosmonaut

    Wiener, weiner, wiener... Please, make up your mind and use one of both. Preferably wiener because it is the correct spelling. Because the sausages probably originate from Vienna which is Wien in German. Hence Wiener.

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  • Draco Basileus

    Wonder what the original Wienercycle looked like before focus testing and the addition of the sidecar?

  • Bling Nye

    I'm guessing a wiener.

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  • GristleMcNerd

    Poor Lindsay... that gif will forever be her legacy.

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is the most important news happening today.

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