Battle Simulation Of 20 T-Rexes Vs 10,000 Chickens

June 2, 2017


This is a video Youtuber Lazy Game Reviews created using Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator to pit 20 t-rexes against 10,000 chickens. Who wins? SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: the chickens, with a large portion of the poultry army still standing. Obviously, that is not a very good simulation because there is no way those chickens would have won in real life, and I plan on proving it just as soon as I can build a time machine big enough to fit 10,000 chickens. "Or 20 t-rexes." I love your brain, you're so smart.

Keep going for the simulation.

Thanks to James, who agrees there's no way those chickens could have inflicted enough damage to bring down a t-rex before being stomped on.

  • Nick Pappagiorgio

    If anyone has any interest in outdated, interesting, or just plain weird PC hardware, peripherals, and games then I would HIGHLY recommend folling the youtube channel in the video. The guy is incredibly entertaining, has a spot on Duke Nukem impression, and also has a channel on youtube where he makes his lunch.

  • Gilbert

    Have you ever pissed off a flock of chickens? Those things will f*** your s*** up...

  • GristleMcNerd

    Something something Legend of Zelda reference

  • TheQiwiMan

    I doubt the historical validity of this simulation.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Regardless whether it's historically valid it illustrates a point about how wars are won. War, at least the kinds of war that were fought up until WW2, was almost always a numbers game.

    If you take a force of 1000 lightly armed warriors and put them against a similarly equipped force of 2000 then each of the 1000 has to kill 2 men. Well, let's say the first wave of the attack puts 100 vs 100 and half of each side falls. Then the next batch of the 1000 has to kill 2.05 men to win the battle.

    In practice tactics matter more than numbers but if both sides are tactically on par then numbers matter again.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • GeneralDisorder

    You are technically correct! Which is the best kind of correct.

  • Talon184

    So, huh?, The chickens, like, chewed off the T-Rex toenails until they died from shock or something???

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    meteor my ass. the truth is out there!

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