This is a short video of Buddy the cat doing battle with a plastic Hot Wings Cafe takeout bag after his owner gently encourages him to 'get in the bag'. Now granted I'm not that familiar with the officially sanctioned scoring guidelines of cat versus bag fights, but I'm pretty sure Buddy lost by a landslide. SAD FACT: My uncle was also lost in a landslide. Although technically it was an avalanche. Unfortunately for his friends and family, there was no evidence whether or not he was successful in crossing 'Bang the Abominable Snowman' off his bucket list. We just want closure.
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Thanks to lizzy, who agrees Maru could have kicked that bag's ass, easy.