Sold!: Man Makes Impressive Visual Effects Packed Commercial To Sell His 1996 Suzuki Vitara

May 8, 2017


This is the commercial created by visual effects artist Eugene Romanovsky to sell his 1996 Suzuki Vitara. It has everything: action, adventure, Jurassic Park, Mad Max, underwater scenes -- even a trip to outerspace. Obviously, I just made Eugene an offer, which he refused because he wouldn't know a good deal if it bit him in the ass. "You offered him a lucky nickel." And he was a fool not to take it. That nickel is so lucky I was once *this close* to buying a car with it. "You mean just now." Yes I do. "He was never going to take your nickel." But you don't know that!

Keep going for the commercial car manufacturers will be trying to copy for years to come.

Thanks to Blakevw, who agrees Eugene should help me try to sell my grandmother's electric scooter. She doesn't need it anymore (there was a miracle).

  • Bling Nye

    PROOF that special effects turn shit into mildly entertaining shit.

  • Jenness

    I was going to pay but got turned off by his attempt to be catchy with the #BYE instead of #BuyMyVitara. I felt like it was a sign to keep my money.

  • Andyman7714

    That cost him more than the car is worth.

  • GeneralDisorder

    People build rock crawlers out of these. They're also super effective off-road beasts. They're about as unstoppable as anything with 96 (probably at crank) horsepower could ever be.

  • Draco Basileus

    Was about to click "Buy" but then realized it was a Suzuki Vitara and fell out of my chair laughing.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Dude knows how to sell a car.

    Wonder what he'd charge to sell my kids.

  • WhiteEagle2

    I'll give him $800 for it.

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