Japanese Shoemaker Made Herself A Pair Of Pigeon Heels

May 31, 2017


These are several shots of the pigeon heels that Japanese shoemaker Kyoto Ohata crafted for herself so she wouldn't scare wild pigeons while walking through the park (seriously). Apparently they work too. Just hopefully not so well that pigeons start trying to bang your shoes. You know the last time I was on vacation in Florida a pelican tried to have sex with my leg, so that sucked. We went to Disney World the next day but I couldn't enjoy it.

Keep going for a bunch more shots while I sketch a picture of me flying into the moon wearing rocket boots.








Thanks to Liliana, for reminding me I walk pigeon toed.

  • Deksam

    And she's pigeon toed to boot.

  • Jenness

    I wonder if she's single? That's sure a lot of time and effort that could've gone into having sex with someone instead of those shoes. God bless that though, when you think about it-if the world was a happy place where you just instantly meet your soulmate you'd be too busy banging the rest of your life to do much of anything worthwhile. Misery is the mother of invention. I just depressed the hell out of myself. Maybe now I can figure out how to pay my mortgage with air molecules instead of money.

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