This is the Poké Ball Lunch Case available exclusively from ThinkGeek ($20, and what a hot-ticket item to have exclusive rights to). It looks like a giant Poké Ball (or a kettle bell), and has an integrated handle and button-release lid that definitely won't accidentally open on your way to work and spill your lunch everywhere. Obviously, it's perfect for carrying large, spherical food like cantaloupes, honeydews, and those small seedless watermelons. It is not perfect for carrying large pizzas. You know what I carry my lunch to work in every day? One of those architectural blueprint tubes. You know why? "You want everybody to think you're an architect?" Well that too, but also the 4-foot party sub.
Keep going for a couple more shots of its storage capacity.
Thanks to carey, who keeps her lunch in a Happy Meal box in the breakroom fridge because people are far less likely to steal your lunch if they think it might be for a child. You know,
unless they're a real monster. *grabs a handful of fries, toy*