Finally, A Decent Sleeping Bag That Makes You Look Like A Giant Fried Shrimp

May 12, 2017

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This is the Fried Shrimp Sleeping Bag available in Japan or through White Rabbit Express (a service that procures items from Japan and ships them internationally). It makes you look like a giant fried shrimp, or, at least in my opinion, a really shitty Big Bird. I just wish it had sleeves too to keep my arms warm without having to pull them inside. "Wait -- were you actually considering buying this?" Considering? I already bought two. The second one for after the first one starts molding because I sweat so much in my sleep and never bother to air it out. "You're so gross." Whatever -- you made me, mom.

Keep going for one more shot and the exact kind of video you'd expect from a fried shrimp sleeping bag from Japan.

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Thanks to Jan, who's holding out for a teriyaki chicken sleeping bag. Heck yeah, we find a couple people with sushi roll sleeping bags and we can have a Japanese feast sleepover.

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