Finally, A Classy D-20 Dice Button Up Dress Shirt

May 3, 2017


This is the D20 Button-Down Shirt available from ThinkGeek ($50). It's covered in D-20 dice that have all rolled 20's. How about that! Personally, I would have preferred to see a variety of different rolls, but that's just me and I'd still have no intention of buying this shirt even if it did, so my opinion doesn't matter for shit. I take that back, I actually do kinda want this shirt. Then whenever I'm tabletop gaming with the friends I'm going to make soon I can joke that maybe they'd like to roll me instead of the actual dice. Wouldn't that be a hoot?! Wait, guys -- not down the stairs, NOT DOWN THE STAIRS!

Thanks to Cyndi, for reminding me I need to buy a dress-shirt so I can eat at fancy restaurants.

  • Bling Nye

    Should've been 1's all face up, since it's a critical failure.

    House rule: If you roll a 1, roll again to confirm critical failure (<11); if you get a 1, ROLL AGAIN because if you get ANOTHER 1, your character's failure is so abject it results in instant death. Good times. Flip side, rolling three 20's in a row gives you a wish spell that must be used at that moment.

  • Jenness

    $50 is a lot for a shirt you will buy, wear once, and never wear it again because the novelty and joking got old 1/2 way through the first night.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You wanna die a virgin, guys?

    Cuz this is how you die a virgin.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    it'd look better if the pattern were smaller and more frequent

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