Creepy, Hyper-Realistic Little Girl Mask

May 5, 2017

This is the unsettling hyper-realistic little girl mask crafted by Landon Meier of Hyperflesh (of those creepy giant baby head masks fame). Obviously, I just ordered one for my next bank heist. I can see it now: *bank security guard giving police statement* "About six-foot one, maybe 200-pounds -- she couldn't have been a day over five though." *cop scribbles 'UNSOLVABLE MYSTERY' in notebook, closes it* The perfect crime!

Keep going for the whole video.


Thanks to Natalee, who agrees we all wear different masks in our lives. Except me, unfortunately this is my real face.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Whoever's building an intergallactic spacecraft and planning on terraforming another planet... take me with you!!!

    Or just kill me. This shit is too freaky. I'm out!

  • The_Wretched

    What are the odds that he has his wife and himself wear a couple of them during fun times? She's started going to therapy but insists he's a nice guy the rest of the time.

  • sizzlepants

    So it only took about 20 years but if you buy a dozen of those people can finally cosplay their favourite Aphex Twin videos. Just need some mild fire / heat to stretch / Joker-fy the mouth a bit and voila!

  • sebastian

    did you say 6'1"... *swoon* lol

  • Meh

    Cause clowns are out, little girls are in.

  • David Gabel

    Holy crap. Very well made and scary as hell.

  • Andyman7714

    Makes for a good ventriloquist. I never saw his/her/its lips move.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Who needs to sleep? Not this guy!

  • TheQiwiMan

    How many types of fires can we use to kill this?

    All of them. All of the fires.

  • Homestar

    And magnets. All of them too.

  • Roronoa Zoro

    None, just nuke it from orbit.

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