This is a short video of a red-eared slider sneezing. He sneezes so hard he almost blows himself back into his shell! Who knew turtles sneezed? Not me. You think they burp too? Probably, right? What about fart? "Surf's up, dude!" Wait, what? *sound of a tugboat horn echoing through the sewers* Jesus, Michelangelo!
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Michelle, who agrees we need a turtle sneezing compilation, STAT.