This is a video of two gobis having a sand battle in a reef aquarium while Nemo's dad patiently waits to ask if either has seen his son, who is in great danger. Does anybody know just what exactly is going on here? Is this a lover's quarrel, or just a case of that one gobi being a dick? Maybe the one in the hole stole the apartment from the other fish? I don't know, it's almost quitting time on a Friday, my brain is dead, and I can only think about one thing. "My butt?" It's just so perfect.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Stephanie B, who's convinced the one in the hole is hiding pirate treasure and the other one wants a share of the booty. I also considered that.