Tortoise Chasing A Ball Across Hardwood Floor

April 5, 2017


This is a video of a little tortoise chasing a plastic ball across his home's hardwood floors. Come on -- install some carpet, man, you'll get better traction. Also the title of the video is 'Tortoise thinks it's a dog', which I'm fairly certain is inaccurate because there's no way that tortoise thinks it's a dog just because it's chasing a ball, I'm pretty sure it thinks the ball is another tortoise and wants to bang it. Remember: the simplest answer is often the right one, especially if it has to do with trying to bang things.

Keep going for the video. SPOILER: He abandons the ball under a cabinet and starts chasing the camera at the end.

Thanks to Luc, who wants to see that tortoise chase a hamster in a hamster ball.

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    His little legs are so pathetic! Ahhhh I wanna feed him strawberries!

  • Bling Nye

    It just really wants to eat that big ass grape. I'd chase a cake that relative size with my mouth open too.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Do tortoises give you salmonella too, or is that just a turtle thing?

  • Bling Nye

    "Short answer": Yes.

    "I'm a dick answer":

  • If you're a dick then I guess I love dicks.

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