So, A Snake Slithers Into A Bar. No -- An Internet Cafe

April 13, 2017

This is security cam footage from an internet cafe in the Wiset Chai Chan District, Ang Thong, Thailand, of a rat snake that decides it wants to take a break from snaking and play some Overwatch or League Of Legends. Admittedly, the way the snake came in the door was terrifying. I'm not afraid of snakes or spiders (even venomous ones because I'm a eleven mage who doesn't fear death), but that would have startled me. Then I would have grabbed that snake and tied it around my neck and sashayed around like a runway model. *strutting that ass* Get it, guys? It's a boa. No? Anybody? Back to World Of Warcraft.

Keep going for the worthwhile video. There's no question that snake knew what it was doing.

Thanks to Allyson S, Dave and greycar (but there are so man of you!), who agree, if you have an option, go to the internet cafe without the snake assassin.

  • Jenness

    It's really horrifying how snakes can go vertically like that and then lunge themselves like a poisonous arrow right at people.

  • KLD

    I'm thinking the guy freaked out because there are some deadly badass vipers in Thailand and he thought.... run or die!

  • jodyberry

    Perfect unintentional dropkick to his friend, followed by a Three Stooges floor spin!

  • Gingerbread

    Insert Benny Hill opening theme here.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    reported for AFK, noob

  • Draco Basileus

    It was an ambush. You see how that snake lunged the minute the door was opened?

  • Geekologie

    oh it was definitely premeditated

  • Roronoa Zoro

    United Airlines is going to hire that snake!

  • Bling Nye

    This was my favorite part:

  • Kent

    Apparently shoes are optional in Thailand.

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