Reebok's Two New Alien Themed Sneakers

April 27, 2017


These are a bunch of shots and a video introducing Reebok's $325 'Final Battle' hightop sneaker pack (you get both pairs for $325). They were inspired by the final battle in Alien when Ripley battles the alien queen in a Power Loader. The sneakers will be available in a variety of unisex sizes and released in July. Sadly, I'm afraid I'll have to pass. My parents only buy me one new pair of shoes a year, so a two-pack is out of the question. Granted I might be able to ask for them for my birthday, but I don't want to risk not getting a pony. "You're not getting a pony." You don't know that. "I do, your mother and I didn't even have to talk about it." Dad! "Just pick out a LEGO set." And? "And then we'll get you one you already have." Cool, so just like last year.

Keep going for a bunch more shots and a claymation video.









Thanks to hairless, who asked me if I could pull some strings and get him a set as if I have any strings to pull that won't unravel my shirt sleeve.

  • TheQiwiMan

    "Test group ready, sir!"

    "Great, so we have ten thousand volunteers here?"

    "Yes sir! All here! Should we begin?"

    "Sure, go ahead, bring me the results."

    *2 hours pass*

    *soft knock*
    "Excuse me, sir? The results are in. They're.... not good."

    "Oh? How many people thought of the movie Aliens when they saw the shoes?"

    "Zero people, sir."

    "ZERO? Out of TEN THOUSAND??..... Damn.. Oh well, just market them anyways, consumers are stupid."

    *end scene*

  • Meh

    Reebok; 38 years behind the actual trends is our motto.

  • Big McLargehuge

    Before some nerd inevitably informs GW that the movie was Aliens and not Alien I'd like to say that I knew what you meant, bro; I would never be the kind of guy to draw attention to mistakes like that.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That's very Big of you.

  • Big AF

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