Note To Self - No More Carnival Rides: Girl Falls Out Of Harness, Hangs By Feet From Swing Ride

April 10, 2017

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This is a short and scary video of a girl who fell out of her harness on some terrifying bungie cord swing ride at the fair and is left dangling by her feet like an unwilling trapeze artist. That does not look like a good time. As a matter of fact, that looks like the opposite of a good time. Like getting arrested, or hanging by your feet from some crappy carnival ride. "Yeah, because that's exactly what happened." They arrested her?! Carnival rides: they only exist 1) to employ otherwise unemployable carnies and 2) to remind you why you should just save your money and go to Six Flags. There's no excuse, bring a can of Coke and save $20 on admission.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to TR, who agrees this is why you only play the midway games and eat funnel cakes at fairs. Everything else will kill you.

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