Nope: Kayak Fisherman Lands 7-Foot Bull Shark, Shark Isn't Having It, Flips His Kayak

April 28, 2017


While fishing for giant grouper in Florida, kayak fisherman Ben Chancey managed to land a 7-foot bullshark, which was not thrilled about the prospect of being caught and flipped Ben's kayak in an act of defiance. That...might be my worst nightmare. I don't like wading in the ocean past my ankles because of sharks, the last thing I want is to be in the deep hanging out with one who's pissed at me. Although I did I like Ben's pathetic effort to prevent being capsized by splashing the water with his hand a little bit, the same way you'd make waves when you're playing in the bathtub. That was cute. "Still has bigger balls than you." Oh, at least 20X for sure.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to LongTongue, who may or may not be able to touch their nose with it. I can if I mash my nose down with my fingers, which counts.

  • Lee Van Queef

    Guys, don't run articles with sub-headers like "Fill the oceans with concrete". Any other age would be fine, but right now we're in a crisis of normalised stupidity, where such jocular turns of phrase will actually be taken seriously and regarded as a good idea.

  • Big McLargehuge

    Wanna know why I don't go to the beach?
    Because that's where they keep the ocean.

  • Jon

    We're gonna need a bigger boat.

  • James Mcelroy

    Kayak goes in the water, you go in the water, shark's in the water. Our shark.

  • Draco Basileus

    Did that effing yokel really thing he was going to land that thing? The first time it dragged the kayak I'd have been like "nope".

  • When douchebags go fishing.

  • Wolfsenior2

    As you say from the safety of your computer desk, lol
    Inb4 "yeah well I don't fish for sharks"

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