Land Ho!: Giant Ferry Crashes Hard Into Sea Wall

April 25, 2017


This is a video from Las Palmas on Gran Canaria (one of Spain's Canary Islands) of a massive ferry crashing straight into the sea wall after supposedly losing electrical power (although I have my doubts). Thirteen passengers were injured due to the abrupt stop, and, at least in my mind, one person's scoliosis was miraculously cured. Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? "It's hard to believe Captain Edward John Smith is still out there and allowed to command vessels?" Yep! Wait -- who's Captain Edward John Smith? "The Titanic's captain." Oh shit, yes -- exactly! He must be at least 160 years old.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees with oar-powered boats, you never lose power until all the rowers are dead.

  • Deksam

    Oh Oh, Someone has some splaining to do.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Looks like that Armas needs some eyesas.

  • Jenness


  • Hazakabammer

    On the plus side, I now feel safer from icebergs if I were ever to go on a cruise (I would never go on a cruise.)

  • steve holt


  • Titty McNipplefondler

    huh, until now I never questioned the physics of Speed 2: Cruise Control.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Jason Patric sure is completely forgettable. I could have sworn that was Keanu Reeves that played the lead cop guy in Speed 2.

    On the other hand I've seen Speed 2 once on basic cable and that was at least 15 years ago.

  • Titty McNipplefondler


  • GeneralDisorder

    Mike Jones?

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