This is a video from Las Palmas on Gran Canaria (one of Spain's Canary Islands) of a massive ferry crashing straight into the sea wall after supposedly losing electrical power (although I have my doubts). Thirteen passengers were injured due to the abrupt stop, and, at least in my mind, one person's scoliosis was miraculously cured. Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? "It's hard to believe Captain Edward John Smith is still out there and allowed to command vessels?" Yep! Wait -- who's Captain Edward John Smith? "The Titanic's captain." Oh shit, yes -- exactly! He must be at least 160 years old.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to hairless, who agrees with oar-powered boats, you never lose power until all the rowers are dead.