Lady's Satanic Energy Drink Rant Gets Transcribed And Harmonized For Guitar

April 21, 2017


This is a video from musician and Youtuber JackWeir85, who took the famous footage of 'Monster Energy Drink Is The Devil's Work' lady (links to previous article for reference) and created a harmonizing backup for guitar. Obviously, this video is currently the frontrunner in the Why The Internet Was Invented contest.

Keep going for the video, as well as the original guitarless version.

Thanks to Uro, who's convinced Rockstar is the real demonic energy drink.

  • Den_vita_hulken

    Well, the monster "mark" is actually the jewish equivalent of number six (6).
    So the old lady is not wrong per se, since it actually spells out 666.
    Im not bullshiting, look it up yourselves;

    Or are (((someone))) gonna shut me down?

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Its also a 7 shape too. So it actually reads 777. Which means its super lucky!

  • Jon

    That does not mean it was put there by a fictional character as some form of cosmic entrapment though.

  • Den_vita_hulken

    Thats true, it was deliberately designed that way by jews. as a fuck you against the goyish religion, because the jew hates everything regarding christianity.
    Fun fact, do you know why jews are called "kikes"?
    Well, jewish illiterate immigrants refused to use a "x" mark in entry forms, because in their little paranoid twisted minds, it resembles the cross of jesus, wich they hate.
    So instead they chosed(see what I did there?) an "o" mark, and in yiddish that is called a "kikel", hence they were named kikes.


  • Jon

    Well someone hasn't taken their dried frog pills.

  • Den_vita_hulken

    Nope, I have taken the red pill instead.
    Why dont you?
    Welcome to /pol/

  • David

    Well, if we're going fiull Rorschach on the "O" in Monster, I think it looks like either the Greek letter Phi, or an ancient Celtic cloak pin.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Yeah that was my first thought, also since when does a cross only have any significance in a christian sense. There are billions of cultures in the world that use super basic marks like to two intersecting lines to mean a billion different things.

  • econoking

    Bottoms up for satan!

  • Am I the only one that's gonna say that the guitar doesn't add anything to this video? The original is hilariously cringe-worth, but this one didn't do anything.

  • Ollie Williams

    What a miserable, sad existence that woman must lead.

  • GeneralDisorder

    She's probably so high on religion that she can't tell.

  • Ollie Williams

    Religion. Not even once.

  • TheQiwiMan

    People obsessed with penises see penises everywhere... people obsessed with bewbs see bewbs everywhere.. people obsessed with oppression see oppression everywhere.. the mind sees what it wants to see.

  • You really don't want to know what my mind sees.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • GeneralDisorder

    What in the literal fuck is that? I'm gonna have nightmares now. Probably sexy fox related nightmares (which is worse than the regular kind for sure).

  • GeneralDisorder


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