InflataBull: An Inflatable Bull-Riding Pool Float

April 6, 2017


This is the $50 InflataBull, a pool float that kinda sorta but not really mimics riding a mechanical bull when you sit on top and all your friends yank the handles attached to the outer ring. Not to brag or anything, but I guarantee I could hang on for all eight seconds with a cocktail in each hand. And I'm not just saying that because all my friends are weak and still swim with arm-floaties (although they are and they do), but because I'm a mechanical bull riding expert. One time at local honkey tonk I was the first one to sign up to ride the bull for the night, and was still riding strong two hours later. I can't even tell you how many empty beer cans I got hit with, but the one that knocked me out was definitely full.

Keep going for one more shot and a fun-filled commercial.


Thanks to Chris C, who agrees there should definitely be somebody underneath the bull really making it buck.

  • Guesticle

    do they take commissions? can i get one shaped like my waifu?

  • Chino Pisces

    But you're too gay for a waifu.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Anyone else call bullshit? I call bullshit!

  • Chaz Gomez

    Please, please, please, oh please... tell me they make these as a dragon...

  • Jenness

    They sell this at I didn't see a dragon though but love your sweet hope.

  • Dao

    *waits for hate mail from inflatable animal-rights activists*

  • Jenness

    Coming to every college campus near you this summer!

  • sofiya52353

    { Start obtaining 150 bucks on daily base in time of your choice by working on work tasks provided employer I came upon on-line... Give it a look, and start earning cash from today!>➤➤➤➤➤

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    what better way to obtain your 150 bucks than with this pool toy! you were accidentally relevant, fucker!

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post