Dining With Dinosaurs: The TriceraTACO Upright Taco Stand

April 13, 2017

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This is the $13 TriceraTACO Taco Holder from KidsFunwares. It's an upright taco stand in the form of a triceratops that holds not one, not three, but TWO tacos. Is it dishwasher safe? You bet your ass it is! Is it microwave safe? I have no clue, besides, what are you doing nuking tacos anyways? I'm going to get one of those bathtub caddies that stretches across the tub from side to side and TACO IN THE TUB. I ate a pair of Pillsbury Toaster Strudels laying in the bathtub last Saturday night. I was supposed to go on a date but I got nervous and bailed last minute. "We've been dating for months." I got butterflies. "Shut up and come out of the bathroom already." Never!

Keep going for a couple more shots of all the dinnertime fun to be had.

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Thanks to Closet Nerd, who clearly knows what I like, and this is two-thirds of it.

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