An Alien Egg Carton With Six Glow-In-The-Dark Xenomorph Eggs

April 6, 2017


This is the $25 Xenomorph Glow-in-the-Dark Egg Set available from ThinkGeek. Each carton (which would make a beautiful addition to your Xenomorph egg cookie jar) comes with six eggs, three of which have already hatched little facehuggers. Obviously, I'm going to replace six of the eggs in a regular egg carton with these, and see how my girlfriend reacts the next time she opens the eggs to bake something. I'll let you know how it goes! "Well?" She left me. "Because of the eggs?" No, apparently she left two weeks ago but I didn't notice because, know. "You've been on a bender and haven't been home in two weeks." I don't even know where home is anymore. "Home is where the heart is." Awww, you sound exactly like the cross-stitch pattern hanging in my parent's guest bathroom.

Keep going for a couple more shots.




Thanks to Tom M, who agrees if you can only have a single egg in your fridge, pray that it's Fabergé.

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