All Better: Man In Russia Attempts To Fix Pedestrian Crossing Light With A Stick

April 19, 2017


This is some dash-cam footage from Russia of a Good Samaritan attempting to fix a flickering crosswalk sign with stick. Things do not go according to plan, unless his plan was SPOILER: to knock the whole damn pole over. it safe to cross now or what? Now I'm not saying whoever installed that crosswalk did a bad job, because I would have done the exact same job, and I'd like to pretend the jobs I do aren't bad, even though not so deep down I know they're terrible. You know what I got on my last performance review at work? "Fired." Not only fired, they wanted me to pay back a year and a half worth of wages. Obviously, I told them they'd have to take that up with my lawyer, who is actually me wearing glasses and carrying a briefcase. "What's in the briefcase?" Comic books and sandwiches cut diagonally.

Hit the jump for the video while I inspect all the crosswalks in my neighborhood for structural integrity.

Thanks to Zootghost, who's smart enough to know if you really want to fix a crosswalk, you're going to need a special crosswalk fixing stick, not just one you pick up off the ground all willy-nilly.

  • Jenness

    Russia did it....oh wait, can I still blame Russia if it's Russian or do they blame us now?
    Глупый Обама. Всегда взламывать матушку-Россию

  • Humphrey Bogart

    you know the other difference between my convictions and yours? My shit is real. Your shit is a joke. Your yellow ass is understandable I guess. I usually go quiet and most times disappear when I crack a bad joke and nobody laughs.

  • Humphrey Bogart

    כלבה הומו I really wish you and I shared the same cowardice, to back out of talking shit without any follow up or owning up for your opinions. I enlisted on 09/01/01, ten days before 9/11. Had I an ounce of your weak convictions, I would have gone AWOL on 09/11 and saved myself a lot of shit. Instead, I get to live a life of disability, surrounded by assholes. Boy was my patriotism sorely mistaken. I guess all I can do at this point is pray that Karma sends you a dead beat dad (shouldn't be hard to find in Texas) and you and your little shit taco starve to death on unlivable wages for the rest of the shitty little life you created.

  • jodyberry

    Look closely to see the great job city maintenance did by propping up the pole with a STICK!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Russia. Not even once.

  • Big McLargehuge

    And on that day, zero fucks were given.

  • TheQiwiMan


    Okay, that got me. Was not expecting that. (glad I didn't read before watching, that would have ruined the whole thing!)

  • Frédéric Purenne

    That's right, reap the benefits of my warnings.

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