WTF Was That?: 'Hi Stranger', A Relaxing Yet Unnerving Claymation Video

March 23, 2017


This is 'Hi Stranger', a claymation video written, directed and animated by Kristen Lapore and voiced by Garrett Davis. It's two and a half minutes of a claymation humanoid calling me out for looking at his butt, then trying to woo me with his seductive voice and soothing words. He even took the time to draw a picture of me, although he never let me see it. I imagine he drew me like one of Jack's French girls though. So like...are we an item now? He did tell me he loved me at the end. "He told me the same thing." I knew it! Man, he's gonna wish he was Mr. Bill when I'm through with him.

Hit the jump for the video while I take a scalding hot shower.

Thanks to Jennifer, who's not sure if that was the pep-talk she needed this morning.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I took notes. These are some excellent pick up lines.

  • The_Wretched

    And this is why I'm not romantic.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    And this IS why I'm romantic. *heartfelt smile*

  • The_Wretched

    Hey, would you look at my bum? Go ahead, it's soft but firm like a quality mattress.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Thank you internet

  • GeneralDisorder

    YAWN!!! SO BORED!!!

  • Bubbubsky

    Words fail me.

  • Jenness

    Well that was something

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