The Boa, A Sofa Made Out Of Giant Knots You Can Wrap Yourself Up In

March 2, 2017


Seen here being modeled by a nudist woman and her neighbor who she invited over for a glass of wine no strings attached, this is the Boa Sofa designed by Campana Brothers, manufactured by Edra, and available from Switch Modern. It's a frameless sofa made "of a 100 meters of tubular velvet filled with polyurethane chips and goose down" that's "knotted with extreme manual expertise by four people simultaneously to form a large irregular weave." The sofa comes in small ($38,900 - $ 46,100) and large ($52,000 - $ 62,100) sizes in a variety of colors and is also available with a flame retardant foam filling for an additional upcharge. You know, in case you're the kind of person who can't relax without setting your couch on fire. Did they use one of these in that 50 Shades Grayer movie? "It's 50 Shades Darker." Whatever, my point is this looks almost impossible to get sex stains out of, despite the fact it looks like it was practically made for getting knotty. "Great pun, GW." I'm an idiot and we all know it.

Keep going for a handful more shots including one of two bros keeping their distance from each other so they don't accidentally start kissing.






Thanks to Sima, who agrees that is not the couch you want to be trapped in when there's a house fire, even if you did opt for the flame retardant filling.

  • Dustin Kroppe

    I remember an old post here about the "Feel Seating System Deluxe". It's a similar product (overpriced shapable artsy sofa), but made of a bunch of fuzzy spheres attached to each other in a grid. The Feel was *only* ~1/10 the price of The Boa.

  • Talon184

    It seems obvious to me that the "naked" woman is not naked at all....she is wearing the couch.

    My real question is why the two bro's are sitting on their $60,000 a parking lot.

  • asdfadfs

    why is she naked?

  • Guesticle

    The real question is why aren't YOU?

  • Daniel Holstein

    Odd nudity aside, I'm pretty sure you could build this couch with a couple thousand dollars and a friend who crochets.

  • Cheese

    HOW MUCH?? Pardon my language but how the fuck can they charge nearly $60000 for a glorified mattress?!

    I hope this company fails & everybody ends up bankrupt! Greedy bastards!

  • ashton

    Why do most of the people in the photos look naked...

  • palpable ovaltine

    You will never find the remote again.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You guys got it all wrong. This couch is amazing, when you sit on it, it automatically starts slowly removing your clothes.

  • Cheese

    For $60000 it better suck me off.

  • The_Wretched

    SO it's for nudists and same sex couples?

  • TheQiwiMan


  • Meh

    So lets see how long it will be before the first person is killed with this thing.

  • This weird naked girl with the totally clothed friend is a really confusing advertisement. Are they marketing exclusively to creeps?

  • Cheese

    The lesbian couple in the photo paid so much money for that retarded couch that they can only afford one outfit, which they have to share..

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's an unstable relationship just waiting to explode. Women don't know how to share.

  • Jenness

    I'm curious as to WTH the concept was with the fully clothed chick next to the naked one about to toast champagne? Reminds me of that movie Sleeping Beauty where young girls were drugged, put in beds, then old men would do things to them. "Don't worry, just drink this and you'll fall asleep - when you wake up the clients will be gone. You won't hurt, feel or remember anything." Creepy as hell and guaranteed someone WILL twist their ankle or fall painfully trying to get out of this thing one day.

  • Was Bill Cosby starring in this version? Because this might not have been a movie.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i saw a very different Sleeping Beauty

  • Jenness

    It's this one, it's really weird I watched it and thought "No way in hell this is a thing" but turns out it is.

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