As probably the only decent April Fool's Day thing that will happen this year (I'm just thankful it falls on a Saturday so I don't have to be around to see the rest of the disasters), you can now play Ms. Pac-Man in Google Maps on any portion of a map that has enough streets to make a decent playfield, by clicking the 'Insert Coin' button in the lower left of the screen. And I'm not afraid to admit I just spent 30 minutes ridding my neighborhood of ghosts, which, at least in my opinion, should secure me the Neighbor Of The Month award from the homeowner's association. "Get out of the kiddy pool and mow your yard." Oh f*** off, Tom!
Thanks to everyone who sent this, for contributing to the overwhelming lack of productivity today.