So Metal: Skull Shaped Professional Microphones

March 1, 2017


These are the Skull Microphones created by Von Erickson Laboratories. The professional studio/stage quality mics come in three different finishes (seen above: bright chrome, dark chrome, and satin gun metal) and cost $375. I'm not sure how much a regular microphone costs, but I'd be willing to pay a little extra for it to look like a skull. Now if they just had little ruby eyes that lit up when you sang. That should be an option. You know, I think I'm gonna start bringing my own skull mic to karaoke night. That way everybody knows I mean business. And by business I mean pleasure. And by pleasure I mean getting nervous and puking like I always do. There's a splash zone.

Thanks to Peter, the man behind the mic, for being our frontman while I play the kazoo.

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