This is a video of a turkey racing in to break up a cockfight and let those chickens know that he rules this roost and he won't tolerate any funny business on his watch. Or, who knows, maybe he just wanted to eat them. What do turkeys eat anyways? "Not chickens." But do you know that for a fact? "Yes." Whatever, I'm the one who lives on a family farm. Do you know what I like to do when I can't fall asleep at night? "Count sheep?" Close -- goats! We don't raise sheep because my little sister is afraid of clouds.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Scarlett, who wants to know who breaks up the turkeyfights.