Kids These Days: Boy Throws Shocker Hand Sign In Universal Studios Commercial

March 8, 2017


This is 'Get Ready For This,' a recent commercial advertising Universal Studios Orlando and Hollywood. In it, the little blonde boy, who I could already tell was going to be a problematic little shit from the very beginning, throws up a shocker while his family is taking a selfie with some Minions. Did he think he was doing the Spider Man web slinging sign? I don't know. How did this ever make the final cut of the commercial? That I also don't know. Is this kid a time-traveler from my sophomore year of high school? It's the only thing that makes sense.

Keep going for the whole ad while I look for other inappropriate Easter eggs.

Thanks to Sorrel and hairless, who would have gone with thumbs ups/peace signs because they have taste and decency.

  • Tigerh8r

    Naw, naw, he doesn't have his thumb tucked .. it's not, "3 in the pank, one in tha' stank".

  • GeneralDisorder

    You don't use the thumb to massage the clit? What's wrong with you?

  • george bush

    Evil blonde boy? Um evil brown skinned third world invaders do more than throw up hand signals for you to misread.

  • Bling Nye


  • Roronoa Zoro

    When did this become a thing???

  • Pretty sure that God created it on the second day of creation.

  • ODwanKenObi

    Maybe he's from Houston or a UH alum/fan. Similar to the shocker but knot quite.

  • Geekologie

    that must be what it is

  • ODwanKenObi

    hahah or maybe its the shocker and hes being a Dick!! hahaha I heart Geekologie!!

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